The following joke was told in a local Chinese newspaper:
One day, a reporter was assigned to a remote village to document the lifestyle of the villagers in this place. When he arrived there, he saw an old man, relaxing under a tree while smoking a cigarette. So, the curious reporter went to approach this old man and ask him:
Reporter: Hi uncle, asking you something…what is the sweetest unforgettable memory the villagers ever experienced?
Old man: There was once, a wife of villager went missing, the whole village men went on a rescue mission to find her. We brought with us fire torches, liquors. After we found her, we were overjoyed and we drank lots of liquor. Then all of us had sex with the lady.
The reporter had a thought for a while, realized that this type of fact couldn’t be reported in the media. So the next question was asked to the old man:
Reporter: Personally, what was your sweetest unforgettable experience?
Old man: There was once, a daughter of villager went missing, the whole village men went on a rescue mission to find her. We brought with us fire torches, liquors. After we found her, we were overjoyed and we drank lots of liquor. Then all of us had sex with the girl.
The reporter almost fainted due to his answer. So, the reporter twisted the question the other way round:
Reporter: Then what is your most bitter experience that you ever had?
Old man: Sigh~, there was once, I accidentally lost my way, the whole village men went on a rescue mission to find me. They brought with them fire torches and liquors. After they found me, everyone was overjoyed and drank lots of liquor. Then I was forced to have sex with them…and had this excrutiating pain in my asshole for a few weeks.
This joke reminded us of the man, who made headlines, confessing in the media that he was “sodomized” and the consequences he experienced after the ordeal. His ordeal touches "many" hearts up to the level of Naj. Wah…its hard to believe in a Malaysian who is really "honest" enough, to give a testimony together with snapshots of himself posted in the media or blog. It makes me puke!!! It sounds really like a lie to the people. Normally, a traumatized sexual victim would rather declare his/her identity as anonymous to the press to protect their dignity, safety and welfare of family.
To the young man, you don’t convince us that you had been victimized sexually in the ass. You are an embarrassment to your own family and religion, for your effort volunteering yourself as a political puppet to defame someone's dignity.
One day, a reporter was assigned to a remote village to document the lifestyle of the villagers in this place. When he arrived there, he saw an old man, relaxing under a tree while smoking a cigarette. So, the curious reporter went to approach this old man and ask him:
Reporter: Hi uncle, asking you something…what is the sweetest unforgettable memory the villagers ever experienced?
Old man: There was once, a wife of villager went missing, the whole village men went on a rescue mission to find her. We brought with us fire torches, liquors. After we found her, we were overjoyed and we drank lots of liquor. Then all of us had sex with the lady.
The reporter had a thought for a while, realized that this type of fact couldn’t be reported in the media. So the next question was asked to the old man:
Reporter: Personally, what was your sweetest unforgettable experience?
Old man: There was once, a daughter of villager went missing, the whole village men went on a rescue mission to find her. We brought with us fire torches, liquors. After we found her, we were overjoyed and we drank lots of liquor. Then all of us had sex with the girl.
The reporter almost fainted due to his answer. So, the reporter twisted the question the other way round:
Reporter: Then what is your most bitter experience that you ever had?
Old man: Sigh~, there was once, I accidentally lost my way, the whole village men went on a rescue mission to find me. They brought with them fire torches and liquors. After they found me, everyone was overjoyed and drank lots of liquor. Then I was forced to have sex with them…and had this excrutiating pain in my asshole for a few weeks.
This joke reminded us of the man, who made headlines, confessing in the media that he was “sodomized” and the consequences he experienced after the ordeal. His ordeal touches "many" hearts up to the level of Naj. Wah…its hard to believe in a Malaysian who is really "honest" enough, to give a testimony together with snapshots of himself posted in the media or blog. It makes me puke!!! It sounds really like a lie to the people. Normally, a traumatized sexual victim would rather declare his/her identity as anonymous to the press to protect their dignity, safety and welfare of family.
To the young man, you don’t convince us that you had been victimized sexually in the ass. You are an embarrassment to your own family and religion, for your effort volunteering yourself as a political puppet to defame someone's dignity.
And how about the fella who had sex with the deceased Mongolian but hiding away from the truth and justice like a coward tortoise? Will there be any justice for her?
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