Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Million Dollar Ink...Now on sale

Guess what, the indellible ink, which was scraped from usage just before the election had made it to people's attention again.

At RM2.4million, for sure some people will try to make a fortune out of it. The people's power highlight some of the possible usage as listed below. Election Commision would never have thought of all these usage.

101 Useful Application of Indellible Ink
a. ALONG can use the ink to splash the borrowers' cars, houses etc. who fail to pay their debts. This solution is an alternative to the conventional paints and bloods (No harming and slaughtering of chickens and dogs). ATTENTION: Along might had dealt with EC after they scrapped its usage in GE.

b. For tatoo lovers who don't have intention having a permanent one, this ink should never be missed. Hey, after the mark up in price (most government servants are good as this), imagine the profit earned selling to tatoo artists...EC fellas can have enough budget to organise a few "Lawatan Sambil Belajar" to overseas.

c. Shepherds should try marking their cattle or sheeps using the ink. EC should think of marketing it at FAMA or FELDA.

d. Youngsters who enjoy halloween parties should decorate themselves with this ink and party for a few days in the same makeup. Hey, this will put Malaysia as the first country to celebrate halloween for a few consercutive days. Furthermore, the people would like to call upon tourists to VISIT MALAYSIA 'HALLOWEEN' MONTH.

No wonder the ink is in demand now and some 'brilliant' thieves are taking all the worthy risks to steal it from EC's hands. Somemore, this is an extra income which shouln't be missed beside stealing scrap metals, drain covers or TNB cables.

REMARK TO EC: Before the thieves take off all the indellible ink, better think twice of the people's suggestions.

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