Thursday, July 10, 2008

The big monkey on the rampage again?

Come on, I saw it, this is how you did it!!!


No, no, no... this is how I did it!!!


Yes this big monkey denied that he did an obscene gesture in parliament. Wow, his latest gesture has been watched all over the world in You Tube. Even a schoolboy can clearly see that as vulgar.

Woww, so this monkey humiliated the people of his constituency and in general people of Sabah. Humiliation after another, he became famous for the “bocor” remark against Fong Poh Kuan. Then, he attacked Karpal Singh by calling him Bigfoot.

I’m sure many people understood his gesture as a symbol of sexual behavior or could be read as sodomy, which is so synonym to the current political scandals involving two prominent faces.

From the psychological point of view, a gesture can justifies what’s on a person’s mind. Dramatically, his action could be a result of a desperate reaction to his uprising manlihood hormon, which prompted his mind for an on-the-spot orgasm, by releasing gesture that satisfied his manly desire instead of the normal circumstance in privacy mode.

Talking about ape during mating season, an ape will show gesture of supremacy challenging other males in the same group over the right to mate with the female monkey. It sounds applicable to this big monkey from Sabah, who likes to bark and gesture in parliament to prove his worth and supremacy as MP.

Nevertheless, his many disgraceful acts do help to promote Malaysia especially Sabah in the eyes of the world. Even our PM doesn't drop him out due to his potential skill in marketing Malaysia in You Tube. What's more, we can’t wait to see him in the running for the CLEO 50 Most Eligible Bachelor soon but for the ape's category.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

wondering if this mp been appointed as a minister