Thursday, February 5, 2009

3 Katak Perak + 1 Sandiwara Dog

The nightmare of people’s elected ones jumping ship is back all over again. We have seen a lot of this type of bloody culprits during Tun M’s era. Yesterday, the same thing happened again in Perak. Its indeed another gloomy day in Malaysian politics due to the manifestation of frogs and a dog.

Starring 2 PKR scandalous and DAP handicapped frogs.

Anyway, looking back to all the chronology and the sequels anticipated to follow, I can only speculate on two reasons why they want to execute this decent act. Remember, just speculation, not fact!

1. The 2 PKR frogs are already on the bottom line when they were accused of the embarrassing and greedy deals in return for sex. Well what can I say? If they stick to PR, I guess Najis and his band of law accusers will do whatever they can to make sure that conviction is heading their way. So, instead of putting them in conviction, the desperate Najis (with the shits that BN have now) might have offered them the "decree of forgiveness", assurance on their positions and some compensations for selling their virginity to BN.

2. As for the handicapped frog, I don’t think it’s simply due to Ngeh Nga Ngo ….whatever factor. Its her own H factor. Only she could tell. Since its still CNY, I’m taking the opportunity to say this, “salutation and happy CNY to you. Thank you for your surprising gifts, b***h!”.

Not forgetting the UMNO dog who put some Shakespeare act before re-proclaiming his loyalty back to his old master, Najis. Of cause, nothing is better than wearing the same old smelly dog collar.

So, there you have it, the uprise and downfall of Perak politics under PR in just 11 months. Not forgetting the Sultan who also plays an important role in this dramatic moment.
Now on, I'm totally against frog politicians regardless of BN or PR. Its a form of betrayal and dishonesty to the trust that the people built in them. Its like a man deceiving his wife to have an intimate affair with someone else. Regardless of whatever f***ing statements these frogs gave for jumping, I still believe that high chance are their minds are lured into either money or power or sex. The political change in Perak shows how strong the elements of sex, money and power could overwrite the democratic rights without the consent of the people. This is almost similar to what happened in Sabah when PBS was forced to giveway to BN (especially UMNO) when many were spellcasted to become frogs due to overwhelming rewards.

Well, Communists started their terrorism on Mat salleh in Sg Siput and chaotic moments nationwide before independence. May be this is why Perak is so unpredictable in time where people are living in calmness. Fact or coincident? You decide. May be its time to create a new Malay proverb that sounds like “Jangan disangka air yang tenang tiada species katak Perak”. Do remember me if this proverb is published in Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka. I am the copyright owner, you fool!

If there is anyone who feels offended by this article, as a Malaysian “yang bersopan santun” (except for now), thousands of apologies from me. I’m just releasing my anger. By the way, can someone sponsor me for the anger management course? Anyone?